This is one of my "favorite" subjects...I have a couple of interesting stories: This may be long, so you may want to delete or skim!

1. "I'll see you in court" Circ people had a community patron removed from the library for making disgusting bodily noises. (sorry? not meant to insult) He was warned not to come back on campus, but was arrested a week later. He was asked to leave campus after crashing a frat party. The guy tried to scratch out the eyes of the arresting police officer. We went to court. He was found guilty

2. "Extra?curricular activities" Circ student assistants reported much "amorous" activities in our locked carrels. (male and female) This also happens in the group study rooms...(where all the world can see)

3. "I was just borrowing this book"--A patron was arrested for stealing and mutilating books from the library. He had 5 in his book pack. He also had about 200 in his home and the local park ranger found a napsack full of books floating in the Cuyahoga river at the Gorge metropolitan park!

4. "Tasty" Several men were arrested for fondling women's feet. (not all at the same time) These are the infamous "foot fetish" guys! They like to feel feet, steal shoes, and LICK feet. (yuck!)

5. "Let's spend the night!" The morning custodians have found several students over the years spending the night in the library after it closes. They sleep in the women's lounge which has a reclining bed (sort of). They hide after closing so they can have full use of the computer lab without interruption.